Apple and wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to climb up and reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
sometimes take apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top may think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.